I have not blogged in awhile because I wanted save everything for the Christmas blog. Consider this your Christmas card in my book. Amy will be sending out Christmas cards but personally, I don't think you're worth the price of a stamp...Our 2009 was full of pomp and circumstance and plenty of bragging for our brag letter. Here is our year in review...full of condescending and arrogant snobbery like you've never seen before:
- Peyton- Peyton went to pre-school, didn't get spanked as much, learned a little about a concept called, "reason" and rode some disney roller coasters completetly expressionless. He is learning how to play the piano and Amy says he is the next Beethoven. He also played soccer for the first time and Amy says he is the next Pele. He is so talented and smart and funny. Total chick magnet...Little Stevo in training. If you tell me different I will crack your kneecaps.
- Mya- Mya completed Kindergarten and took 1st grade by storm. She is making friends and chasing boys. She had a massive sleepover for her birfday followed by a giant lake party. She is sooo popular and she's basically a genius. She is also playing piano. Amy says she is the next Alicia Keys. She is currently in cheerleading and gymnasties...Amy says she is the next Greek goddess of the Olympiad. Take me to the Oracle at Delphi O Greek Goddess!
-Amy- HHMMMM....not much to brag about here....
- El Stevo Diablo- HHMMMM....not much going on here either...
- Amy and Stevo together- We went to the Grand Cayman and set that island ablaze! We swam with the dolphins, made out with stingrays, saved the whales, smote our enemies, found buried treasure and lived it up at the Ritz...We also attended DisneyWorld with the rugrats, with Amy and Tiff as our guides we divided and conqured every square inch of that magic kingdom of plastic!
In summary, we didn't lose our jobs this year, we didn't get excommunicated and we didn't do any serious time behind bars.
Merry Christmas and may you all enjoy your 2010 as much as we enjoyed our 2009!
Wild about my Child
12 years ago
3 comments:
I'm so grateful for your sweet, kind, loving words in your brag letter! Awesome. Happy 2010. Can't wait for next year to see what you conquer.
You failed to brag about your conquests at the gym! How many pounds was it? (not what you lost, how much you lifted) Very noteworthy. HO HO HO
That is by far the best Christmas letter I have ever read.
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